Confession of the infringer of a registration mode.
Confession of the infringer of a registration mode.
Dmitry Aksenov.
Not so long ago one of correspondents "WITH" has got over to live and
To work to Moscow. This adventure has appeared so
Grasping, that he has decided to share impressions with readers
The first and main problem which should solve "limitchik" -
Apartment search. If you think, that in Moscow exists
The civilised market of delivery of habitation vnaem be mistaken. I too
Was mistaken, when for the first time has opened the Moscow "room" newspaper.
Eyes have simply run up: prestigious, nearby stations
The underground, everywhere phones and soft corners, TVs and iron
Doors, everywhere is "pure, cosy", and everywhere $100-120. Alas, the newspaper was
pozavcherashnej, and I understood, that hardly I will manage to taste it
Abundance. For certain already all have disassembled.
However, the first call by a variant "m." Arbat ", N.
Arbat, 21/11 sq. m, bodies., tv., type-setting furniture, met. A door, in otl.
sost., $120 a month "has led to encouraging results. JUlja
(So the subscriber on other end of a wire) was presented
Has declared, that the above described apartment is not handed over yet. However if I
I wish it to remove, it is necessary to address in agency, which this
The living space hands over. The tariff of 500 roubles for co-ordinates of owners me not
Has confused, and I have gone to Maroseyka 6/8, Open Company "п я я п?п п п -99".
Here to me have once again confirmed presence of a living space and even
Have allowed to speak by phone with its mistress. After
The contract has been signed, and 510 roubles are paid, negotiations
Have taken place once again. "Appointment" has been appointed to evening. Alas,
In the evening, in the morning "Irina" (so the girl was presented) on
Communication did not leave. For the third day of continuous calls a tube took
The unknown young man. My remark "As with apartment?" It
Frankly has not understood. Also has declared, that apartment at it one,
Is in a Sviblovo and tenancy is not subject.
Well, happens, oshibochka left. Fortunately, on sheet of the contract I
Has found three contact phones and encouraging phrase:
"The information base is updated twice a day". However
Specified phones responded either by a signal "is occupied", or the person on duty
"Autophrase": "Call back later, now anybody is not present".
The second appointment to agency passed less friendly. Mine
The requirement to return money there have simply ignored: "In the contract
It is specified, that the agency is not responsible for reliability
The given information ".
It is interesting, that when in two days I have again bought the newspaper
"Apartment. The house. Office", in it again there was the same
The announcement. The apartment on New Arbate waited for new clients.
However, I all the same have found apartment, both quickly enough. And here
There was a following great problem - registration.
Terrible hearings about this procedure reached me and earlier,
However natural levity has not allowed to concern them
Seriously. And when my Moscow kvartirosdatchik has got about it
Speech, I not fluctuating have refused. As for "efforts" was
$60, half of monthly rent are requested. In general, I from the such
Expensive service has refused. Well really, what of me
The terrorist? A physiognomy slavic, reprimand Ryazan, the passport
The Russian...
The owner has met my optimism a malicious phrase: "Well-well, take a walk
While on freedom... Remember just in case my cellular, on
First time I will gain, further as you know ".
Here the trouble shade has flashed in my head: and neighbours not
Will go to inform? The owner of apartment has burst out laughing, has then changed in
The person (it is visible, has recollected something) and has hasty begun to patter in the next
Door. The old woman - "the divine dandelion" has opened.
- So, babulja: he/she is my brother, has understood? And he will live here!
Last phrase has been supported pjatidesjatirublevkoj.
By babuli I pass now yours faithfully and I greet loudly and
With easy bow. "The divine dandelion" artfully smiles, quite
Understanding boundless jabednicheskie possibilities.
Predicted "first time" has happened with me for the third day. I
Has a little scaredly jumped aside from a militian jeep and that
Has drawn to itself attention. The attention was followed by a hail.
- It you to me?
- To you, to you.
I have got at once behind the passport. Probably, my humility, and also
Indistinct stamp in the document me also have rescued. A city on him not
It is read, but absolutely Moscow street Shvernika "is registered".
Alas, good luck has smiled to me only on first time. After the second
It was necessary to call on the cellular. Third I have decided not to wait,
Fairly having judged, that own calmness costs any
Money. To find additional financial resources, it was necessary
To recollect near and far relatives. But now I consider
Itself the large expert in observance of the Moscow
Registration mode also I can give advice all interested person.
So, what there is a registration? Any citizen, not
Registered in law-enforcement bodies within 3 days with
Day of arrival, in case of capture receives the requirement in 10-day
Term to leave Moscow and if does not leave, it is sent
Compulsorily.
To discuss legality and a rationality of the given position, as well as
Many other things, I consider senseless. All the same it in the nearest
Nobody will cancel time. Consequences are that. If you come and
Are registered in hotel, necessarily ask, whether passes
It data on registration in law-enforcement bodies, that is
Whether hotel registration is equated to the militian.
The majority of hotels passes, but everyone can be.
If you are going to to live at someone on apartment, because
Money for hotel is not present, consider: without bribes to be registered in
For three days it is impossible for Moscow physically. Job pasportistki in
DeZe/ReU/ZhEke and the passport office schedule in rajotdele militias
Are not synchronised. Moreover, trying to be registered in
Strict conformity with the law, you cause fair quantity
Efforts to the owners who are handing over to you habitation. They will be obliged together with
You to pass serious turns as both in DEZe, and in ROVD it is necessary
The signature of all who is registered in apartment territory where you
Are going to to register. Completely lawful registration
Occupies about a week and takes away $15-25 (depending on
Citizenship).
It is necessary to fill weight of documents. 2 photos Are required,
The arrival coupon (DEZ), an extract from the house register (DEZ), the statement
From all registered on that living space where you register,
Assured in DEZe, one more questionnaire which is given out in DEZe and
Assured by all tenants, the receipt on fee DEZa, 1 (for
Citizens of Russia) or 2 (for citizens not-rossii) receipts on payment
Registration (irrespective of, will give you registration or
Is not present)... It is Extremely desirable to have though something confirming the purpose
Arrival. By the way, in Moscow all varies very quickly, so in
The near future all can become complicated.
While you have not registered, get used to the militian
To checks. Keep in mind: patrols stop more often than men, than
Women, more often brunettes, than blondes/brown-haired persons, more often the dressed
Carelessly, than dressed in decent suits and other midl-class
Dresses, more often britogolovyh and long-haired men, than men with
Hairstyle of average length, more often unshaven men, than smoothfaced, more often
Feeling uncertainly and looking around, than confidently going with
Is haughty-contemptious kind.
On the underground it is better to move, holding in hands the book (those whom
Search, books do not read), is worse - the newspaper, with a small bag through
Shoulder. To move it is necessary easy and not to look at all
On the militiaman: to run away from it all the same it will not be possible, and on yours
Sight can respond a capture under a peak. As a rule, not
Cling to tear-stained little girls, enamoured couples, people with
Small economic bags/packages, whence look out
Products.
Also prefer not to contact those who leads by hand
The small child.
If you have already stopped, at all let's know,
That you are afraid. You are not obliged to store the ticket confirming,
When you have arrived (it is militia is obliged to prove, that you live
In Moscow a month, instead of there has arrived half an hour back). However, in
The current of three days after arrival should be held the ticket at itself -
Helps.
After that it is possible to agree for ten, say, with
Any provodnitsej at the Kiev station: on the Ukrainian
Surname tickets are not put.
One more line of conduct (it is good for girls) - fondly to clap
Eyes: "Yes I half an hour as from a train/electric train, the uncle, and that,
It is necessary to take the ticket? Well dak I did not know... I to... Has arrived,
idemte, it (she) will confirm, that I only have arrived... "One more
Variant:
"My documents on registration in... Police station" (it
There can be the truth, because inquiries that you
Registration is in process of registration, bodies of the internal
Affairs do not give. But then it is necessary to know at least branch number
Militias and its address).
If you have decided to agree with the representative of the power amicably,
That will be private it more cheaply (about hundred roubles), than in
Branch. In any case be extremely polite, despite of
Behaviour of the militiaman.
Do not try to play on sympathy of associates. The population
Moscow it is now too intimidated to think of humanity or about
Legality, and quite approves all measures with dispatch, etc., regretting
Unless only that all all the same you will not send and not
You will shoot down. Now sympathy in Moscow to call at easier
The bureaucrat (which as obliges communicates with "strangers" and
Understands, that we too people, instead of monsters from horror films), than at
Casual congestion of Muscovites, for almost each of which
Nonresident - a stranger, the enemy, the terrorist and an aggressor against Russia and
Personally Moscow.
I believe, after told unduly to add, that from
Houses/hotels to leave without documents in a pocket - at all
Sloppiness, and simply idiocy. For the militiaman quantity
Arrested persons - an indicator of quality of its job.
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//* an information Source: the Samara review, 20.12.99
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