Russian in "Europe".
Russian in "Europe".
It is said that to good accustoming occurs faster, than to
To the bad. That is why the present Russian abroad becomes
All is more difficult for distinguishing from the typical European. Those have passed already
Times when our people went in business trips abroad with the
tushenkoj. There passes also time of the new Russian amazing "modest"
Europeans thick gold chains. For present average Russians
Spain or Turkey is all the same that Crimea or Sochi ten more
Years back.
Study not to envy.
One lover of resorts complained, that, having a rest in Bulgaria
In cheap hotel, she felt shame before Germans and
The Englishmen who have bought numbers in expensive hotels. It it is literally
zaedalo that it spends a lot of time to reach a beach from
Small otelchika with the modest name of "Malines", in that
Time as Germans almost from magnificent "Dobrudja" jump at once
In the sea.
It would seem, in more developed countries this contrast should
To be even stronger and envy before riches is even more malicious. An is not present.
It appears, the rich bourgeois world is arranged absolutely in another way.
Full absence of discomfort and envy - the award travelling
In the developed countries.
Very big and large resort city of Salou on the Kosta-gilthead
In Spain shocks with the monotony. Russian person,
Visited Bulgaria and Turkey, hopes to see in Spain
Royal luxury, but, having arrived into place, runs into a shock: around
The monotony reigns.
All huge Salou and all nearby resorts on ninety
Percent are built up by three-star hotels, on level of comfort and
It is not enough service than differing from each other. Only in one
Oysters give for a dinner, in other - for a supper, in the third - for a breakfast.
That's all. So, as in arithmetic laws, Russian there
Are equal to Germans, and Germans are in turn equal to Englishmen, and all
The nations are separately equal to Dutches or still to somebody. As in
To bath - all naked, all are equal.
It is necessary to tell, that it first shocks Russians. Where they
Have got? Where five-star hotels, where a casino in which go down
For night of a status? At least to look at how live
Inhabitants of heaven-billionaires... Not to Bulgaria behind it to go. A conclusion
Arises for the second-third day. On the Spanish resorts
Proletarians, pensioners and students from the rich countries have a rest. And
Rich men, millionaires - they somewhere in other places, to an average
To the Russian of the inaccessible. Start to guess, where, probably, on
Coast of Atlantic ocean, guidebooks and anything look
The magnificent do not find out. Then recollect about Gusinsky's country houses
And Kiselyov, and at once all becomes clear.
Rich men not only from Europe, but even from Russia have a rest on
Individual country houses far away from proletarian eyes.
"I cry money for comfort!".
In the Soviet years tourism with rjukzachkom behind the back was popular.
Today romanticism of sitting at a fire pending, that just about will go
dozhdichek very few people involves. Russians demand comfort and
Silences. From having a rest in Spain quite often it is necessary to hear the such
Manuals to friends: "To that restaurant do not go, there every evening
Drunk Dutches brawl ". There are also other statements:" Again I not
Slept all night long, Englishmen loudly talked in a corridor... "Or
"Old men Frenchmen sang chorus at supper the songs - they that, at
Itself in village, whether that? ".
Yes, the Russian which have been not spoilt by comfort in the homeland, for some reason
Extremely irritate slowly working lift in hotel or
The broken off details of cranes.
But most of all they are irritated with people, neighbours whom it is bad itself
Conduct, rustle. One Petersburger who has lodged in one of most
Expensive hotels, in some days it is literally zaterrorizirovala
Phone calls, threats to bring an action the tourist
Agency in a native city. It appears, all rich hotel
It has appeared occupied daunami from England. As a result to it have found another
Hotel, more cheaply, but without daunov.
Russian on rest, it appears, become very whimsical and
Exacting people to that Europeans marvel. They think,
That we live among bears and we drink vodka, as water from the crane.
Here in Hamburg to the bus with coming back from Spain
Tourists two our compatriots-emigrants have approached. Wanted
To talk on the native language, to complain of a "heavy" life on
nemetchine, on callousness of a receiving party, that
To pensioners not to find job and the social benefit small.
Reaction of their Russian tourists has taken aback. Not that what to speak with
Whiners, but even to look at them have not wanted. "Let do not spoil
To us nerves ", - were declared krashenaja by the fifty years' blonde,
Rising in the bus. But she very much willingly talked with
Those emigrants who were well arranged abroad, have found
There job also have won position in a society.
Such, by the way, not too it is not enough.
What nation is more beautiful?
Someone from the western body builders has told, that there is nothing
More oppositely a beach show. It is right. Because among Europeans
It is not enough beautiful people, especially if to look at them bared.
Problem of many civilised people - excess weight.
Most of all corpulent people, probably, in America. Chickens-broilers,
Biotechnological products and hamburgers have made the black
Business. Among Europeans the most corpulent, on beach supervision,
Englishmen are. Grushepodobnye, with a white Irish skin, they
Helplessly lay under the warm Spanish sun, almost
Moving. Looking at them, you question yourself: "That, these people
Are going to to win bin Laden? ".
More mobile Dutches look. Men-Dutches in
bolshej parts bald. Germans - people with a wide bone and an abundance
prosalennyh muscles. White, but not such, as Englishmen, they
Continuously smear itself with sun-protection creams. Black Spaniards
Will be in many respects similar in those Russian, which to a resort not
Go. Appeasable on character, not so attentive at job,
Without claims for exclusiveness, they good partners.
Dialogue with them does not force to strain. As well as Russian,
They get fat with the years. Spaniards like to carry black clothes.
Most beautiful of all Europeans - Frenchmen. It already
It is felt at once after crossing of the Spanish-French border. Not
Absolutely clearly - whether Frenchmen eat a little, whether they is simple
Correctly eat, but thick among Napoleon's successors today
It is few. And their elegance and refinement are saved to
It is impossible for extreme old age that about any other nation to tell.
Frenchmen are dressed on the latest fashion. The sensation, that is created
They go to the hairdresser of not less than two times in a week. Typical
The picture on the French roads - goes the car in a southern direction
- On a luggage carrier bicycles in quantity are fastened,
Corresponding to quantity sitting in the car. Frenchmen always
In movement.
It is necessary to move the Belgian border - and the picture varies. But
In Belgium it is round the clock light on lines. It is unique
The country in the world where powerful fixtures are placed on all roads,
So from space this country is looked as a beacon, in the thin at night
Weather - as a glowworm. And in Holland there is other charm. There
Each citizen of the country can declare, that he wishes to receive
The grant from the state and not to work as much as long. The grant
It not small - one thousand two hundred dollars a month.
Sekond-hand - always.
It would seem, the inhabitants of the rich countries earning thousand
Dollars and pounds sterling, should not think hourly of the
Purse and, not reflecting to buy expensive things. Not here
Was. For passion to look cheap at all nations in blood, and it
Any riches you will not burn out.
In Spain the guide gives a parting word to Russian tourists how to pass to
To fair on which once a week is arranged cheap sales:
"Will reach the area of Europe, and there will see a long chain
Englishmen. They on this fair go twenty five years, behind them
Also go ".
In Paris there are shops with the name "TATI". Their native has based
From Africa also has named in honour of the wife, the truth having changed in the name
Public letters. And so these shops use very big
Popularity at greedy people. Also it is completely not needy.
Similar sort shops can be found in the richest countries. In
Hamburg in many-storeyed, consisting of two buildings magazinishche
"Karshtadt" the semi-basement is taken away utsenenke. There safe Germans
Most of all. Even many our fellow citizens start to be surprised, from
What old case all barahlo have pulled out it. And local residents
Distort hangers with kurtochkami, rummage in boxes in
Jersey, touch packings with cowards.
Food shop "Globe" - in rural area on
The north of Germany - on scales our two "Maksidoma". There very much
Cheap ham. On two stamps (one dollar) to you will sell the whole
Box of grammes on three hundred otmennejshej vetchinki different grades, and
All in cutting. In a mouth thaws. At one of inputs of visitors
The old German in a folklore suit and with an accordion (!) meets
In hands. German songs under an accordion for Russian ear is, that
Is called, "Odessa-mum". All it is still broadcast on loud
Communications.
Russian do not restrain, start to laugh loudly, turning on itself
Attention.
In shop - an inconceivable choice of any goods, which
It is bought up by local residents huge korzinishchami on castors.
In one corner of shop there is a turn, the person ten-fifteen.
It appears, this turn was built to djadechke, spending
All-prize lottery. Twists djadechka a wheel, on what tsifirke
The beaten plate, such prize will stop and the visitor will receive
Shop. TSifirka "two" - a polyethylene bag, tsifirka
"Six" - a jam jar. Also there is a turn from rather well-to-do people to
To this "safe" kind djadechke in an old-fashioned suit
For such here free bags and jars.
At us such you will not see, at us even a bag so it is simple not
Will give, not that that to jam bank. But what for it is necessary to them?
Is in the safe countries and very rich shops, where
To simple people, it is considered to come indecently - not a museum. One
Such shop on sale of jewelry is on Vandomsky
The areas in Paris near to hotel "п п я ", in which last days
Lives were spent by princess Diana. And so, at night in a show-window of it
Shop I have seen the grey mouse. It crept, froliced ran on
To rings, bracelets, gold hours, not thinking at all, that this
Diamond luxury will carry then on the body
Billionaires.
To average people and to Russia, and in the West these pleasures "with the mouse"
Are inaccessible. To us a jam jar for so...
Sergey FETISHCHEV.
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